Just print the document to let yourself feel as though you’ve finished it. Don’t look at it! Don’t look at it!!!
Start a blog post; leave the room; start a new blog post.
Stare at a cat.
Achieve small victories: wash your sheets, kill a fruit fly.
Go to a coffee shop and pretend to write it.
Say you’re tired; say it’s the full moon.
Talk to the cat.
Yell out, “I’m bored!!!”
Do the other important thing you’re supposed to be doing with your life.
Stare at your phone; stare at the city; stare at the fridge.
Know too much about too many people via Facebook.
Write a different chapter.
Change the font.
Open old notebooks for advice.
Lie down so your face is next to the cat and ask him questions.
Achieve small victories: make your bed; find the source of the fruit flies.
Download the new John Mayer album! Dance and weep!
Reason that you’re tired, that it’s the full moon.
Do a blog post about all the awful things you did today.
Go back to writing.